You know some people say that Americans are addicted to sugar, but I prefer to say we’re all just hopeless romantics.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you eat meat, your body turns dead meat into alive meat.

[sandandglass]

Fresh Off The Boat s01e01

[poetic-discipline]

one time in grade 6 a girl called me a lying slut in front of our whole class during lunch because i was hanging out with her boyfriend a lot. she was dating my brother

[cypulchre]

Sektor B by Chris-Karbach

[onsta]

EAT THE DAMN FROG, BIG. NOW IT’S YOUR TURN TO SUFFER.

From last night’s stream~!

• jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
• mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

[the-real-jeff]

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

[bikinipowerbottom]

me on the first date

• psychic: *reads my mind*
• me: 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit
• psychic: what the fuck stop it

[efunnypictures]

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